We can’t help but scrutinize our own features. Ever since we’ve had access to a mirror and an understanding that our face and hair combination looks better on some days rather than others, we’ve been looking at ourselves in any reflective surface we can find. That could be why there’s been such a rise in selfies as of late.
If you just love your face so much that you wish you could include it in more aspects of your day, then why not burn your face onto some toast? The Toasted Selfies is a surefire way to make your family think you’re full of yourself. If you have a picture of your face that you’re really fond of, then you can pay $75 to get a custom toaster that will burn that same picture into every piece of bread that goes into it. It even comes with a full color water peel decal of your chosen photo on the side.
You can pick an accent color for the primarily white toaster to be blue, red, yellow, green, or powder (white?). You’ll need to make sure your image is nothing under 150k, and will have to wait a week for your custom toaster to be created. Seeing that you’ll be spending a lot of money on this toaster, make sure it’s either a really great picture of you, or of your enemy so that you can never forget to seek out revenge upon them for all eternity. This could be a really great and weird gag gift, but it’s a tad too expensive for a couple of laughs.
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I am quite sure that many of us have heard the expression “Money cannot buy happiness”, but it certainly can do a whole lot to lift up one’s mood, as well as help us roll back the years in terms of bringing back the memories of the past. With the $2,500 Genuine Good Humor Ice Cream Cart, you can be sure that those who have had pleasant childhood memories of the local neighborhood ice cream cart will be able to identify with this bad boy.
The Genuine Good Humor Ice Cream Cart happens to be the real deal which was made by Worksman Cycles, where it was first produced for the Good Humor company more than 75 years ago. A quartet of brass bells were made by the original manufacturer, The Blevins Bell Company, and they will hang from the handlebar which happens to be a memorable iconic feature that attracted children by the dozens to street corners in America’s growing suburbs after World War II. This purchase would arrive in the original color scheme of a blue frame and white cabinet without losing any of its heavy-duty construction capability. What ice cream are you going to put inside though?
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“Sign up for Uncle Sam and you are in for three square meals a day!”, or so that is what I have been told concerning wartime propaganda in the past. Life was a whole lot tougher then, especially when nations are warring against one another. Well, there was no way to induce such a literal meaning to your meals back then, but here we are in the 21st century, and there is very little concerning food that we cannot do. With the 9.99 Rice Cube, you can literally turn your meal of rice into a square one.
If you tend to host plenty of folks in your home every single week, and want to offer something that will result into a conversation starter, then the Rice Cube makes plenty of sense, as your everyday serving of rice is turned into art. Talk about composing cool cubic culinary creations, and it allows you to churn out sexy looking sushi, desserts as well as snacks in a matter of seconds. Simple in form and function, but devastatingly cool utensil if you want to rack up the compliments from your guests for your creativity. Made from food safe plastic, it is dishwasher safe and is also 100% recyclable.
[ Rice Cube lets you spice things up in the kitchen copyright by Coolest Gadgets ]
I love having a dog. They truly are man’s best friend. I enjoy having the little guy greeting me at the door, hanging out with me while I’m relaxing, going on hikes and car rides. What I don’t enjoy is having to take him out to do his business when it’s raining (or snowing, or cold). Truth be told, he doesn’t like it all that much either.
Well, check out the Porch Potty, an automated, turf litter box for dogs. With the option of using synthetic grass, or the real deal, the Porch Potty gives your pooch a perfect potty option right on your covered porch, deck, or patio. The Porch Potty Premium includes a nifty 14 foot drainage hose that can be directed to your floor drain, or even a nearby gutter, and when connected to a garden hose, pop up sprinklers allow you to rinse the potty area, conveniently keeping it clean and odor free without any soap or chemicals.
The all weather resin wicker-look over metal frame Porch Potty Premium gives Fido around 8 square feet of circling potty pleasure, and it comes with a scented fire hydrant for inspiration, (scented with what, I don’t know, and don’t want to know) the drain hose, and a potty training manual and you can even add a 39 dollar Porch Potty timer, to make the system completely automated. So the next time foul weather strikes, and neither one of you wants to get wet, just let your dog out on the porch! Available at amazon.com for well under 300 bucks.
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For those of you who grew up in the 1980s and early 1990s, I am quite sure that you have been exposed to the game of Tetris across many platforms, be it at the local arcade, on the Game Boy (remember the Tetris Game Pak that allowed you to go head to head with another friend?), or across numerous 8-bit consoles and on the PC? Well, Tetris is far from dead, but in recent times has seen a mini resurgence of sorts. So much so that you can even bring Tetris with you the next time you decide to have a drink – best to go along with a hot drink, too, especially when you are using the $9.99 Tetris Heat Changing Mug.
The Tetris Heat Changing Mug boasts a screenshot in full color that depicts Tetris artwork on a mug, where it will include the classic Hold, Next, Level, and Lines segments. Needless to say, whenever you mix your favorite hot beverage inside, the colorful “screenshot” will also be jolted into life, even before the caffeine from your morning coffee hits your system to do the same to you, where it will change the “display”. This is an officially licensed Tetris collectible, and you will need to hand wash it, taking care not to put it in the microwave or dishwasher as heat will destroy the heat-changing part of the mug.
[ Tetris Heat Changing Mug copyright by Coolest Gadgets ]
For the kid in all of us that wants to whine “just five more minutes, Mom!” when the alarm goes off, we’ve got ivee Flex, a voice-activated alarm clock! Of course, it does more than snooze when you tell it to. It’s also an FM radio and timer. Ivee has a giant 5″ LED display, comes with 6 natural, soothing sleep sounds, and responds to over 30 voice commands! (We wish our dogs would respond to half as many.)
It’s also great for acting like we’re Tony Stark, controlling some powerful supercomputer with our voice. Say things like “Today’s date,” “Temperature,” and “Play Radio,” and it will do all those things for you! We’re still figuring out how to get it to respond to other commands, like “Seize him!” and “Launch escape pod!” One day, one day…
The Doctor is in… especially if you are a huge fan of the Doctor Who series. Well, I am quite sure that you will not find it difficult to wake up from your sleep in order to catch an episode of Doctor Who on TV, but sometimes, getting up from your bed so that you can arrive at your office on time is far more of a Mission Impossible than anything else. Perhaps you would need something from the world of Doctor Who to help you be fully awake, and what better way to do so than with the $39.99 Doctor Who TARDIS Projection Alarm Clock?
Yes sir, you will be able to face a brand new day in style with this TARDIS-shaped timepiece, where you can tell the time after it has been projected against wall or onto a ceiling, bringing it well into the 21st century. In order to up the realism ante, it will flash some light, while TARDIS noises will play for the alarm. Just make sure you have a trio of AAA batteries on hand always to keep this bad boy going, otherwise you will still be late for work as the alarm fails to go off – simply because it ran out of juice. That’d be a bummer now, wouldn’t it?